Dec 10, 20223 min read

THANK MY ASSOCIATE: A Parody Article?

So, this newest offering by the online retail giant is a great gesture that every customer of Amazon's can make towards the frontline workers who bring them their purchases, right? And how!? At no cost to you! It's the best part of the deal! So, REMEMBER to thank your driver's to let THEM know you're grateful and YOU might just help turn their holiday frown's upside down.

NEWS INTERUPPTED>>> As I was writing this I found this article that this is now stating the offer is cancelled after "customer interest exceeded expectations."

Original Amazon Page for "thank my driver" ... Yadda yadda yadda

IN MORE NEWS NOW

In case you had wondered...

Asking Alexa to 'thank your Associate/Affiliate' will not work as cool as the new but limited-time feature to reward your driver's $5 by saying "Alexa, Thank my Driver..." but it was worth a shot.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE...

Did you know? The same concept as above can be applied to yet another 'link' in the journey you take as a customer when you shop online?! And it's been happening to the tune of millions of dollars a year paid to hard working fathers, mothers, moonlighters, side hustlers, passive income seekers, influencers and even the under educated to reap rewards of skills you didn't even know you had #clickresponsibly #opportunityknocking

All it takes is a few clicks, at no cost to you, and your qualified purchase could generate a small commission for someone who is/has likely worked pretty hard to facilitate the link you simply just clicked on... It's that simple... Just click the following link and purchase things within 24 hours. If the purchase is of qualified status as per the terms of service I agree on with Amazon, the link-tag associated to my account would receive the generated commission!

Click it. Ship it. Thank it.

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Irregardless, let me know when you've received your orders and tried to thank your driver's in the comments below? ...

God bless you this holiday season and do be safe out there. YOLO

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WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?

If Amazon can pull this off, I think it would do our economy a world of good if it would continue for one... but also include the phrase "Thank my associate(s)" into Alexa understanding so that a portion of those prior sales do get credited to back to an incentive pool of funds, for example, that could be split between previous affiliates in the chain (a bonus?) or even internal Amazon employee groups. Because you can't keep everone happy all the time, maybe leave it up to the customer where the "tip" goes? "Alexa, thank the crew!"

Why not just add a "Alexa, Get My Cashback" OR "Alexa, No Markups" OR "Alexa, No Golden Parachutes or CEO Salaries"...

Anyways... I digress, they've cancelled the "thank my driver" initiative anyhow :(

"Alexa, Cancel Executive Bonuses"

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